If you need a holiday
Somewhere in the sun
Let me show you something
That is really fun
Take a sparkling holiday
Somewhere in bubblegum

You can lie down in the shadow
Of electric silver trees
You can play ferry sinking
Victim leaking waterski
And if you want excitement
Ask the poet kids
They all look like Charly Manson a bit

Take a sparkling holiday
Somewhere in bubblegum

You might have a quite interesting
Sightseeing tour
Go to Hangover Purgotory
Nightmare Shore
See the damned and the dead
And the died for love
The commercial gurus
The artist and the staff

And if you come to Lovey Church
Sit down in second row
You can hear your sister screaming
In the room below
And the priest will claim
Thus thy might be sure
A girl can either be a saint or a whore

Take a sparkling holiday
Somewhere in bubblegum (it’s such a fun)

Come to the old bridge
Where the jokers juggle with your fears
Give them a penny
And the’ll show you how to exorcise
And under the bridge
The junkies shoot sperm
It’s expensive these days
And they substitute the yearning

And if you want to dine
Go to Loonie’s Inn
They serve sweet good collapse
With trauma and gin
And afterwards
You may need a rest
Then I tell you Pere Lachaise is the best…

Take a sparkling holiday
Somewhere in bubblegum…